Little kids and all their issues :@
Hey.
Right now, I seriously have a problame with anyone aged 8-12 and are boys. What is with these little retards walking around thinking that the f’n own the place, with there budget hair-cuts and their t-shirts that all say billabong. They are always swearing, which i’m alright with if it’s ANYONE ELSE. When it’s a baby/toddler/old person, it’s hilarious. When it’s a teen or adult, it’s fair enough. When ITS A LITTLE WHINY PRETEEN, IT ANNOYES ME CRAPLESS. They all look the same, all do the same things, and all they’re all little try hard gangstas, always ‘hangin with der homeboys’. D<.
And then there are the 8-12 year old girls. MY GOD. WHO ARE THESE PARENTS. They are all make-up wearing, beyond underage little… bogans, really. They wear mini-skirts and tank tops, they all have phones, they all have a bf, even though their 9 (?) and are always using their phones. WHO ARE YOU CALLING? YOUR MUM? REALLY?
Anyhoo. My point is, back in my day (less than three years ago….) 10 year olds didn’t have phones and wear makup and act like there heaps gangsta.
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It has taken me forever to wite this because my brother has all his friends over and they aren’t quite (LOUD 17 YEAR OLDS!? SINCE WHEN!?)
So I hope you appreciant my agism.
-Ado
First Real Post: Ipod Touch, Capitol I’s suck
Hey pplz,
This is my first real post, so therefore you should read it, judge it, if you like it keep reading, if you dont, then I will personally destroy you if you dare to troll me.
Right, iPod Touch. Not an iPhone. Not an iTouch. An iPod Touch. Three times this week, I have been trying to relax on rope man or something, and some technophobic walks up to me and uses their powers of stupidity to annoy me. “Awsome you have an iTouch!”
At this point I turn green and somewhat resemble the hulk (one with little muscle :P)
Then they call to there friends “Hey guys, he’s got an iPhone! Lets play taptap (taptap sucks- story for another time)”
I then usualy yell at them how stupid they are, and then eat there brains.
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Anyway. Capitol I’s; They suck. Whoever decided every f’n I needed to be capitol is a real idiot. Srsly. It’s such a hastle when you dont have auto correct on some things, but yet the put an ANGRY RED LINE right underneath it.
I (see, i just had to press shift.) think capitol I’s are dumb anyway, coz they just look like lower case l’s.
Anyway, merry christmas (early w00tw00t)
Ado
Welcome to the Outrage Filled Nerd
Hey there,
Many welcomez! This is a blog which I plan to post on every month or so, with things that irritate me, nerdy anicdotes, and witty comments of excessive hilarity (in other words, moments were I attempt to be funny.)
You should probably first know that I am from the village Melbourne (pronounced mel-bun) on the small uncharted island of Australia (us-tra-ya.) And thus, some of the things I talk about may result in many wtfs, so I will link anything that you might get confused about.
Anyhoo, I do hope that above is a semi ok intro into what I hope to be a tasty blog, filled with giraffes and candy and many other fun enduing things.
Love (…0_0) Ado